you can't make this up

A place for the grossly embellished truth.

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5 months ago | Notes: 895

williemckay:

Alfred Hitchcock, 1963.

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6 months ago | Notes: 8

adorbs.

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6 months ago | Notes: 32

thathardlife:

HAHA

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6 months ago | Notes: 7690

They own it, you just swim in it.

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6 months ago | Notes: 380

My favorite little skeleton guy.

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6 months ago | Notes: 18990

She’s great.

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Source: talltyrion

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6 months ago | Notes: 139783

Exactly.

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Source: degenerossi

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6 months ago | Notes: 99

humanistopinions:

Best MDK ever.

Hats!

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6 months ago | Notes: 18211

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6 months ago | Notes: 1215

dogshaming:

I jump on the table when mom isn’t home, but am too afraid to jump down. Mom comes home to find me on the table… who knows how long I’ve been stuck up there.

Dog shaming is a thing, a funny thing.

Source: dogshaming